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		<title>Sex with a vacuum, whaaaaa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dejan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story is hilarious: THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) &#8212; Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after &#8220;receiving sexual favors from a vacuum&#8221; at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County&#8217;s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story is hilarious:</p>
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<p class="ap-story-p">THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) &#8212; Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after &#8220;receiving sexual favors from a vacuum&#8221; at a car wash.</p>
<p class="ap-story-p">The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County&#8217;s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.</p>
<p class="ap-story-p">Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.</p>
<p class="ap-story-p">The suspect, whose name wasn&#8217;t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.</p>
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<p class="ap-story-p">Now that&#8217;s what I call ballsy <img src='http://lazyroot.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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